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Sahi kara sis

Id change karne se meZaj bhi badlenge

namaz hui

Mere gharme ekdam thik hai sublog aur aapke....??

abhi hu naa mai online fb pe bhi.........

aap aao na fb per.......

Agar aapki duwayen humare sath hain to jarur ayega accha result....!!

aur btao kaise ho aap...???

Are pagal abhi toh exam di hai.....
itne jaldi result...??????

aur thnx WC ke liye...??
kya chal raha hai...????

Yup m here now.....
hey hows u....???????
sory exams chal rahe the toh online nahi tha....!!!
bt now m all free....
kaisi hai aap rose....
mis u......

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"If someone is too tired to give you a smile leave one of your own..."

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"A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people..."

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haVe A Gud dAe n KeEp SmiLinG






~ZiE~

kya hua

Girl: I'm jealous.
WHEN others girls r looking at u ......

Boy: Don't be jealous, baby.........


Girl: Why?

Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't....

Girl: What?

Boy: My heart..

Kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jate
he,,
Agar bhulana chaho to or yadaate he....
bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki,,

Aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate he....

miss you

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata,,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,,
kitne v dur raho a dost tum,
dosti me aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata....

Gud Nyte

mOti

Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai...
bole to 7 wonders...
1 apun
2.apun ka style
3. apun ka awaz
4. apun ka smile
5. apun ka face
6. apun ka sms, Aur
7. apun ka Dost ….!!

Are nahi aisi koye bat nhi hn .....mjhe ulta acha laga....
Mjhe acha lga qki aapne sach btaya .....
aur btao kya chal rha hai.......

chotti
kitnii chotti

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