Ye Mamla Bhi Toh Keisa Ajib-O-Garib Hai, Tu Mujhse Dur Hoke Bhi Dil Ke Karib Hai, Khwaish Mita De Tu Apne Dil Se Amiri Ki, Jo Tujhko Chahta Hai Wo Garib Hai.
Zindagi Ka Pinjra Kisi Din Toot Jaayega Phir Musafir Kisi Rah Main Choot Jaayega, Abhi Sath Hai To Baat Kar Lia Karo Kya Pata Kab Zindagi Ka Sath Choot Jaayega!!!
THIS IS FUNNY Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!