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HaVe A NiCe Day
Take CaRe
Hav icy-icy Morning,
Wid Buttering Messages,
Chocolaty Calls,
Creamy Thoughts,
Fruity Funs Wid Plumpy Play Jumpy
Joys..
HAV SCOTCHY N GUD DAY.
Wid Buttering Messages,
Chocolaty Calls,
Creamy Thoughts,
Fruity Funs Wid Plumpy Play Jumpy
Joys..
HAV SCOTCHY N GUD DAY.
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A Woodcutter loses his Axe
& Lord Offers him Both Gold & Silver
bt He takes his Own Axe & Seeing his Honesty Lord gives him All 3.
One day he goes Again 2 Forest with his Wife. Bt his Wife Falls into d River. he Cries
n Pleads 2 d Lord 2 give him his Wife...
Lord brings Out Angelina Jolie & Asked
'Is this ur Wife'
He Replied - Yes.!
Lord said 'U Lied n u r gona b Punished'..
He Said 'wait Lord I Lied bcoz if I had Said No, u Would have taken out Cameron Diaz.
If Then I said no, u Would have taken Out My Wife
n Seeing my Honesty, U Wud hve Given me All 3.
Bt I m a Poor Man, I Can't keep All 3. So I said Yes to Angelina.
God :rulayega kya pagle...ja le ja isse...
Moral: Men r Honest Liars
& Lord Offers him Both Gold & Silver
bt He takes his Own Axe & Seeing his Honesty Lord gives him All 3.
One day he goes Again 2 Forest with his Wife. Bt his Wife Falls into d River. he Cries
n Pleads 2 d Lord 2 give him his Wife...Lord brings Out Angelina Jolie & Asked
'Is this ur Wife'
He Replied - Yes.!
Lord said 'U Lied n u r gona b Punished'..
He Said 'wait Lord I Lied bcoz if I had Said No, u Would have taken out Cameron Diaz.
If Then I said no, u Would have taken Out My Wife
n Seeing my Honesty, U Wud hve Given me All 3.Bt I m a Poor Man
, I Can't keep All 3. So I said Yes to Angelina. God :rulayega kya pagle...ja le ja isse...
Moral: Men r Honest Liars
Tere kaandhe se hi lag keYaara beete umar saari
Socho kaisi hogi kismat
Hua yun to phir humaari
Saare aansoon toh ho tere
Aur aankhein ho humaari
Tere dard humain, jo mile pyaar may
Hum khushi se yu bhar jaayenge
Hum mar jaayenge
True Feeling:
U Smile with Tears in Eyes
&
Pain in Heart
When Ur Loved One Tells U Sorry
After Hurting U..
That’s A Wonderful Feeling!
U Smile with Tears in Eyes
&
Pain in Heart
When Ur Loved One Tells U Sorry
After Hurting U..
That’s A Wonderful Feeling!
Girl apne Boyfriend se: Main Maa Ban
ne wali hun. Boy: nahi.. Girl: Oye
Pagal... Tere Baap ne Mujhe Propose
kiya hai.. Main teri maa ban ne wali
hun!
..
ne wali hun. Boy: nahi.. Girl: Oye
Pagal... Tere Baap ne Mujhe Propose
kiya hai.. Main teri maa ban ne wali
hun!
..
I want to fill your life with the smell of
all of flowers.
I want to make your life as happy as you
want.
I want to make you as dear as I want.
I want to make you the most special
person.
I want to love you till the last breath of
mine.
all of flowers.
I want to make your life as happy as you
want.
I want to make you as dear as I want.
I want to make you the most special
person.
I want to love you till the last breath of
mine.
Very little is needed 2have a happy Life.
it is all within yourself.
in ur ways of thinking.
No matter what u do,
do it with L0VE in ur HEART…
Gud morning ..
it is all within yourself.
in ur ways of thinking.
No matter what u do,
do it with L0VE in ur HEART…
Gud morning ..
You are on my mind every
second, every minute,
every hour, every day and
every single time I blink.
You fill all the space in my
mind and heart. I love you
babe..
You're a super
boyfriend.
second, every minute,
every hour, every day and
every single time I blink.
You fill all the space in my
mind and heart. I love you
babe..
You're a super
boyfriend.
