Life before Computers! An application was for employment. A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity And a keyboard was on a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age And a CD was a bank account And if you had a corrupted disk It would hurt when you found out! Compress was what you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire A hard drive was a trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to the commode! Cutting, you did with a pocket knife, Pasting, you did with glue. The Web was where a spider lived And a virus was the flu!
If I was a painter, you would b my painting. If I was an author, you would b my story. If I was a poet, you would b my poem. But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !
╰☆╮♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥╰☆╮ '!••► we all beautiful ◄••! For we’re all God’s wonderful creature...!! He made some big and some small, Some are young and some are old, Some are white and some are black, Some are short and some are tall, No matter where you come from too, Whatever the colour of your hair and eyes, Or the shape of your head and nose, God made it so and we are all beautiful...! We’re made in God’s image- that’s cool...!! Whichever language you do speak, It doesn’t even matter what you look like, God loves you for... ••► we are all beautiful ◄••’!!!
">http://i.imgur.com/NsOHCKh.jpg" border="0"/> 'People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway. If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway. The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway. For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway.”
Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate.. From sadness, we appreciate happiness… From mistakes, we appreciate experience…. From friends, we appreciate laughter… From love, we appreciate companionship…. From Faith, we appreciate God..and From all the above, we appreciate growth...
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When you are sad, just look at the sky and find the brightest star. If you can’t find it,don’t worry for it’s just there somewhere, hidden, just like me. I may not always show up but I’m always here for you.
Friends don’t have to understand, do you favors, hold your hand, care for you, give you courage and see you through. Friends don’t have to be but they do.