FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮
---╰♡╮╰♡╮--- If its because of her eyes or her lips or her body Its not love… Its lust…
If its because of her intelligence or insight about life Its not love… Its admiration…
If its because she cries every time you try to leave Its not love… Its pity…
If its because she makes you forget to study and sleep Its not love… Its infatuation…
Love is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person Love has its reason and the reason is unknown…..
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SoMeTiMeS LiFe iS LiKe a dReAm sOmEtImEs dReAmS ArEn’t wHaT ThEy sEeM.
SoMeTiMeS LaUgHtEr cAn hEaL YoUr hEaRt sOmEtImEs iT’S LaUgHtEr tHaT BrEaKs iT ApArT.
SoMeTiMeS ThE WoRlD GoEs fAsTeR ThAn wE CaN Go sOmEtImEs eVeN FaSt iS StiLL ToO SlOw.
sOmEtImEs gOiNg hOmE Is tHe oNlY ThInG On oUr mInD SoMeTiMeS HoMe iS ThE OnLy pLaCe wE CaN’T FiNd.
sOmEtImEs wE ArE ToO TiReD To sLeEp sOmEtImEs wE ArE ToO SaD To wEeP.
SoMeTiMeS DaRkNeSs cAn bE ToO BrIgHt sOmEtImEs rAiN GiVeS YoU DeLiGhT.
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the woman is the ray of sunshine for the man every morning when he wakes up … a woman loves affection … a woman needs a lot of attention, a woman is a rare flower … a woman is free to decide her life … if you respect a woman, ♥♥it will give you love♥♥
a real man knows the difference between a real woman and a girl at random .. a real man does not break it ‘s promises .. a real man does not just think about sex .. a real man does not ask questions when you say you need something .. ♥♥a real man respects all women ♥♥
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Jitni Ahmiyat Khudaa Ki H _Utni Ahmiyat Mere Dost Ki H _Bas Fark Sirf Itna He K _Khudaa Khud Ek Kudrat H Or Mera Dost Khuda ki kudrat H…
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Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….
See The Alphabetes So Intelligent… “A”lways “B”e “C”ool “D”ont have “E”go with “F”riend. “G”ive up “H”urting “I”ncidences “J”ust “K”eep “L”oving “M”ankind. “N”ever “O”mit “P”rayers “Q”uietly “R”emember Lord..!! “S”peak “T”ruth “U”se “V”alid “W”ords “X”press “Y”our “Z”eal All the best enjoy the life...
Once n a life time u find a friend who touches not only ur heart but also ur souls Once n a life time u discover some one who stands beside u not over u Once n a life time u r lucky u find some one as i have find u Very special people we can be ourselves with talk with,laugh with hope with & believe with...
══No relationship is problem-free, and while some endure ups and downs on a daily basis and still stick others fail from the very beginning══
║║TOP 10 CAUSES OF BREAKUPS INCLUDS:║║ ╔════════════════════════╗ ║1) Showing much more affection towards your ║partner than he or she does towards you.║ ║2) Trying to advance and take the relationship ║to the next level when your partner does ║ ║ 3) Forcing or manipulating your partner to change.║ ║ 4) Being “too” eager about the relationship.║ ║ 5) Acting too needy.║ ║ 6) Acting too possessive and jealous.║ ║ 7) Trying to control or manipulate your ║partner into loving you.║ ║ 8)Begging, crying, or throwing tantrums ║ to get your way.║ ║ 9) Not giving your partner enough ║room in the relationship.║ ║10) Trying to keep your partner by “proving” ║to them how much you care║ ╚════════════════════════╝ ╔════════════════════════╗ ╔════════════════════════╗ ║look n 2 ur person's eye's and feels the love ║LovE, only LovE can change a person either ║bad or good its depends on you ╚════════════════════════╝ ╚════════════════════════╝