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875936
10 years ago
Heartking7
11 years ago
M a y L o r d K r i s h n a s t e a l a l l y o u r t e n s i o n s a n d wo r r i e s o n t h i s J a n m a s h t m i ! A n d g i v e y o u a l l t h e l o v e , p e a c e a n d h a p p i n e s s !
H a p p y J a n m a s h t m i t o u & u r f a m i l y
rabbani1712
11 years ago
hello hema ji
xnirx
11 years ago

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In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
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So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
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Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
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Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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╰♡╮ ☆。◕‿◕。。◕‿◕。☆ ╰♡╮

cuzza143
11 years ago
xnirx
11 years ago

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Four candles were talking to each other

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1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...

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Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live..
...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
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...S W E E TD">http://www.magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Goodnight/goodnight12.jpg" border="0"/>D R E A M E S...

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cuzza143
11 years ago
Heartking7
11 years ago
Hie
vivek3689
12 years ago
hi hema how r u?
xnirx
12 years ago

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υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ......

ғreedoм ғroм нaтe and ғreedoм oғ love
ғreedoм oғ вelow and ғreedoм oғ aвove.
ғreedoм ғroм war and ғreedoм oғ peace
ғreedoм тo вegιn and ғreedoм тo ceaѕe.
ғreedoм ғroм ѕιcĸneѕѕ and ғreedoм oғ нealтн
ғreedoм ғroм poverтy and мιѕнandled wealтн.
=♬❤♬==♬❤♬=
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ғreedoм ғroм нυnger and ғreedoм ғroм paιn
ғreedoм ғroм loѕѕ and ѕo ғreedoм ғroм gaιn.
ғreedoм тo тнιnĸ and ғreedoм тo ĸnow
ғreedoм тo acнιeve and ғreedoм тo grow.
ғreedoм ғroм вondage and ғreedoм oғ lιвeraтιon
ғreedoм ғroм ιgnorance and any υnĸnown ѕιтυaтιon.
=♬❤♬==♬❤♬=
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ғreedoм тo coмe and ғreedoм тo leave
ғreedoм тo ѕтay and ғreedoм тo conceιve.
ғreedoм ғroм ғaιlυre and ғreedoм oғ ѕυcceѕѕ
ғreedoм ғroм denιal and ғreedoм oғ acceѕѕ.
ғreedoм ғroм ιllυѕιon and ғreedoм oғ realιтy
ғreedoм тo вecoмe wнaт we are ιn acтυalιтy.
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ғreedoм тo lιve and ғreedoм тo dιe
ғreedoм тo laυgн and ғreedoм тo cry.
ғreedoм тo ѕpeaĸ and ғreedoм тo lιѕтen
ғreedoм тo acт вaѕed on a wιѕe decιѕιon.
ғreedoм ғroм wrong and ғreedoм вeιng rιgнт
ғreedoм oғ тнe day and ғreedoм oғ тнe nιgнт.
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υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ eтernal and ιnғιnιтe вlιѕѕ
we ѕнoυld all тнereғore вe aвle тo realιѕe тнιѕ......
=♬❤♬==♬❤♬=
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•?°·._.•••°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤°•••._.·°؟•
xnirx
12 years ago


★·.·´¯`·.·★★·.·´¯`·.·★

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Bakra Eid Special

(Wanted)
“Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
TU
Dobara Mangne Mat Ana”


(Bodyguard)
“Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”


(Dabbang)
“Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne”



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Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.

With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..

For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you

Sending warm wishes across the miles...

Just to let you know
how much you are missed on 'EID Day'...

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.

May this Eid day be wonderful for you n ur famiLy

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★·.·´¯`·.·★★·.·´¯`·.·★

xnirx
12 years ago



Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling



Callboy1111
12 years ago
xnirx
12 years ago

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Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
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MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK

E - Embrace with open heart

MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK

I - Inspire with impressive attitude

MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK...MUBARIK
MUBARIK.....MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.....MUBARIK
MUBARIK...MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK

D - Distribute pleasure to all
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xnirx
12 years ago

╰╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡(^◡^)♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮╮

All religions are same!!!
We have 26 alphabets in English,
as given below?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
S T U V W X Y Z
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above,
study the following,
and bring down the total to a single
digit and see the result yourself.

H I N D U***
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S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9

M U S L I M***
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M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9

JAIN***
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M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9

S I K H***
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G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11=108=9

P A R S I***
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Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9

B U D D H I S T***
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G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9

C R H I S T I A N***
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Esa Messiah
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9
Each one ends with number 9
THAT IS NATURE’S CREATION.
That all religions are same!!!

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YET MAN FIGHTS WITH MAN, ON RELIGIOUS ISSUES???

Wishing Your Happy Life My Friend...

╰╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡(^◡^)♡ ╰╰╮╮
xnirx
12 years ago

╰╰╮╮╰╰╮╮ ╰╰╮╮╰╰╮╮

...★ ★NATURE OF GALZZ★ ★...

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She pushes Doors that clearly says PULL,
She laughs harder when She tries to explain why She Is laughing,
She walks into room and forget why She was there,
She counts on her fingers in math class,
She tries to accomplish things with time still on the microwave,
She lies sometimes to hide the pain,
She cry a lot more that U think She can do,
She may not so strong as her smile seems to be,
She gets attached to people who care even little bit about her.,
A broken nail is as painful as broken heart ,
She say it's a long story when its really not,
She fell in love too hard too fast...
And She always care more than She can...

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So My Dear Friends,
Respect the MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATION of GOD...

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rabbani1712
12 years ago
hello how about you friend
xnirx
12 years ago

♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel

Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”

Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell



Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….



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♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

xnirx
12 years ago
═╰♡╮☆☆★★☆☆╰♡╮═
whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???
BECAUSE...................................
-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…

BECAUSE...................................

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dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
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xnirx
12 years ago

---♥ ♡☆ƸӜƷ☆♡ ♥---

See The Alphabetes So Intelligent…

“A”lways
“B”e
“C”ool
“D”ont have
“E”go with
“F”riend.

“G”ive up
“H”urting
“I”ncidences
“J”ust
“K”eep
“L”oving
“M”ankind.

“N”ever
“O”mit
“P”rayers
“Q”uietly
“R”emember Lord..!!

“S”peak
“T”ruth
“U”se
“V”alid
“W”ords
“X”press
“Y”our
“Z”eal

All the best enjoy the life...

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