Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Gb meNuu niNi aai he, thoRi dEr wiCh aunDi hu, gLa kArne

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue… Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge!

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha. Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM....

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”
Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2012 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun- gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun- guna kar rahe hai
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho wo aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Druvikaa  (13 years ago)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.