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| Historymaker2 Guestbook xnirx  (12  years ago) ╰❤╮☆  ☆╰❤╮ 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!    {Image}  Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”  {Image}  Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time  Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!  {Image}   Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND    SMILE  Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy  ...So always keep smiling...   good night   {Image}  ╰❤╮☆  ☆╰❤╮  xnirx  (12  years ago) ♣◀♥▶☆  ☆◀♥▶♣ ☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆ {Image}  Benefits Of Hugging  ▶Reduces heart disease◀ ▶ Diminishes stress◀ ▶ Promotes longevity ◀ ▶ Strengthens social ties◀ ▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀ ▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀  Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally   {Image} ♣True Love is like a pillow♣ ♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣ ♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣ ♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣ ╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮  Spend $.2 buy a Pillow   {Image} ♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥ ♥just put a side ur egos♥ ♥hug each other & say♥ ♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥ {Image} ♣◀♥▶☆  ☆◀♥▶♣ | |
